FEATURE: Focus on COACH CARTER
Occasionally, this blog will feature a focus on a random player on the team. This week, we start with our beloved coach, Coach Carter - one half of the dynamic Bumble Bee Ninja Assassins coaching duo.
By now, most of you are probably familiar with the story of Coach Carter.
But few of you may know of his career change late in life.
After conquering the world of coaching the delinquents of highschool basketball, as portrayed in the recent Hollywood documentary of his life, Coach Carter realized he had nothing left to give to the sport.
He was old. He was tired. And he realized that if Coach Carter II: Coach Strikes Back, was ever to be as successful as the first documentary about his life, he would have to make a major change.
So, he went on a soul searching climb to the highest mountains, looking for the answer to what was next for Coach Carter. Strangely, during his mountain sabbatical, he transformed into a young white dude, seen here in a rare moment of peace and solitude amongst the clouds and nature:
You'll note that Young Coach Carter is wearing the Official Shirt of the Bumble Bee Ninja Assassins, which magically appeared on his person during his mysterious tranformation in the mountains - proof that his destiny lies in abandoning the coaching of his highschool basketball tea, he has embraced that he is now a young white dude, and he has accepted his new role as....
Coach Carter, One-Half of the exciting coaching duo of the Bumble Bee Ninja Assassins.
We thank you, Coach Carter, for giving up your prestigious career as a highschool basketball coach, and finding your way to coaching our humble softball team. Thank you for leading our team to victory, week after week.
Except for this week when you screwed up the batting order.
But otherwise, thanks.
- Coach T
By now, most of you are probably familiar with the story of Coach Carter.
But few of you may know of his career change late in life.
After conquering the world of coaching the delinquents of highschool basketball, as portrayed in the recent Hollywood documentary of his life, Coach Carter realized he had nothing left to give to the sport.
He was old. He was tired. And he realized that if Coach Carter II: Coach Strikes Back, was ever to be as successful as the first documentary about his life, he would have to make a major change.
So, he went on a soul searching climb to the highest mountains, looking for the answer to what was next for Coach Carter. Strangely, during his mountain sabbatical, he transformed into a young white dude, seen here in a rare moment of peace and solitude amongst the clouds and nature:
You'll note that Young Coach Carter is wearing the Official Shirt of the Bumble Bee Ninja Assassins, which magically appeared on his person during his mysterious tranformation in the mountains - proof that his destiny lies in abandoning the coaching of his highschool basketball tea, he has embraced that he is now a young white dude, and he has accepted his new role as....
Coach Carter, One-Half of the exciting coaching duo of the Bumble Bee Ninja Assassins.
We thank you, Coach Carter, for giving up your prestigious career as a highschool basketball coach, and finding your way to coaching our humble softball team. Thank you for leading our team to victory, week after week.
Except for this week when you screwed up the batting order.
But otherwise, thanks.
- Coach T
posted by The Cynical Tyrant at 10:35 PM
7 Comments:
do you think if i go the mountains i'll trun into samuel l. jackson?
he must have discovered the white man fountain of youth.
What a great post...hahaha i love it..i didnt screw up the batting order this week though! but...we still lost..sorry team.
Coach Carter
i'm ready for a new post... a team member highlight, a recap, anything!
i do belive there are others capable of posting on this blog...
why must coach t do everything?
good point.
i had hoped to see a big announcement about the homecoming game on here. then i was going to say good luck and wish i could be there.
there is nothing about homecoming. but good luck at the game! wish i could be there!
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